I’m sure I’ll use it some day for something.

Person 1: Do you think chickens have feelings?
Person 2: Um. I don’t know, really. Why?
Person 1: I was just thinking…you know, people are always using the phrase “running around like a chicken with its head cut off,” I would think that if a chicken overheard that, it’d be pretty freaked out and offended, I’m sure.
Person 2: Seriously? Are you high?
Person 1: No, man, no. I’m serious. If I were a chicken and I heard that, I would be pretty fuckin’ wigged out. Like, ‘Shit, man. That’s gonna be me if I don’t watch my back.’
Person 2: Not only would you be ‘wigged out,’ you would also be offended.
Person 1: Yeah, it’s like, ‘Respect my death,’ you know. It’s kind of offensive to belittle something so–I don’t know–personal.
Person 2: You eat chicken, right?
Person 1: Hell yeah; of course. Who doesn’t?